Years ago H and I were talking about what does and doesn't work sexually.
We agreed that anger didn't. Nor mess.
H gave a perfect example of the latter: the trail of dirty clothes on the floor.
A friend of hers used to say "that's not good foreplay".
Now it's entered the lexicon. Examples follow.
Leaving the toilet seat up: bad foreplay.
Dishes in the sink: bad foreplay
Emptying the dishwasher: good foreplay.
Noticing the new haircut: good foreplay.
Kissing you immediately after ogling the other girl: bad foreplay.
Giving you someone else's bra: bad foreplay.
You get the idea.
4 comments:
A wet towel left in the bed was the initial S cited. Very bad foreplay indeed!
H
A wet towel left in the bed, with the example as gave H. very bad foreplay indeed! Everything you do counts, not just a moment's leading up to sex.
H
I'm going to leave it as is, because even though the wet towel was S's example, the trail of clothes (along with dirty socks) is what you've refered to, as well.
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